Tag: funny
group name: commentspeedway
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August 13, 2008 06:35 PM EDT --
CURTAIN RODS---PRICELESS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. . . . more
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October 05, 2008 03:11 PM EDT --
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from: http://www.slate.com/id/2201342/pagenum/all/#page_start
"On Good and Evil"
It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys . . . more
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October 06, 2008 12:05 PM EDT --
Lil Bill O'Reilly
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
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April 18, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
Because I'm A Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole . . . more
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September 13, 2008 10:17 AM EDT --
This topic is kind of gross but I thought I would share my experience. I had this horribly ugly wart on my thumb and I had it for about a year, I thought it would just go away but I got sick of . . . more
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March 31, 2008 12:10 PM EST --
Received by email:
Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
. . . more
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March 31, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
Received by email:
This Year's Award Winners
Britney Spears & Eminem - Who, combined, have written more books than they've read.
America's Oil Companies - For a lifetime body . . . more
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September 17, 2008 06:13 PM EDT --
Somebody sent me this in an email. I thought it was cute and wanted to share if you haven't seen it.
The Grand-Son
A grandmother was surprised by her . . . more
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April 25, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat
Duct tape has many uses as you'll know from jokes that have been hammered into the ground on a certain show set in a hunting lodge and based on the premise that . . . more
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September 23, 2008 09:59 AM EDT --
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL
Someone who is fed up with . . . more
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February 18, 2008 08:36 PM EST --
Setting: La La Land at present
Characters: Lalaians and an alien name: Ebot
Plot: Ebot has landed on planet Earth on the tiny island of La La. He has been sent as a scout to the . . . more
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September 16, 2008 05:45 AM EDT --
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the
living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live
in a vegetative state, . . . more
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September 18, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last . . . more
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October 02, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:04 PM EDT --
> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
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> "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
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> "Yep they are . . . more
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July 05, 2008 09:52 AM EDT --
People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling . . . more
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October 06, 2008 02:26 PM EDT --
I am a nurse so I found this very funny. I think even those not in the nursing profession will see the humor in it.
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally
exhausted after an . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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